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Gabriel Duncan


So, you want to be my boyfriend
You want to be the one
You want me to call you special
Hold you up to the sun

Doesn't matter much to me
If you convince yourself
That you've got me hooked
That my playbook’s on the shelf
But watch your words and actions
‘Cause they betray themselves
It’s easy to see
You deceive yourself

Doesn’t matter much to me
If you think you’re it
But, I don't want a girlfriend
Little make-up wearin’ prick
Oh my god, wow, he even has a dick
Stop waving it around and talking that shit
‘Cause when it goes down
I just gotta say this:

Bribing me with flesh
For sex: it’s not sublime
Take the bait I won't;
You’re just a waste of time
I should have dropped you off
For going off the line
Now I’m gone fishin’ in
All of my free time

So, you want to be my boyfriend
You want to be the one
You want me to call you special
Hold you up to the sun
You want to hold the title
Have the name upon your desk
Well, spare me the recitals
Just get it off your chest

You can have it your way
Have your own designation
Hang it up upon the shelf
Display it for admiration

Doesn’t matter much to me
If you think you’re queen
Here’s the royal shock treatment
Stop causing such a scene
I signed up for a dude;
Not liberacci
Now give that nice girl back her fucking versace

It’s sad you say you love me
When you can’t say what’s wrong
Then you ask me why I’ve changed
Why you feel the spark is gone
It’s sorta strange
Like, missing from my lexicon
But my wallet and my love
Have just sung a swan’s song

So you want to be my boyfriend
You want to be the one
You want me to call you special
Hold you up to the sun

You gotta be true from day one
Forked and silver-tipped tongues better fucking run
You gotta be you from day one
What’s more, silly tricks, god damn, you’d better run
You gotta be true from day one
Don’t play the game ‘cause you still haven't won